Sorry, I was offline for a while and missed all the Tiger questions.

Hold on, I got to dig out a coin to flip.

the son is asking his mother on how to get is wife back and she reply something about him being like is father. i think it is an older country song.

Sounds like Lynyrd Skynyrd’s "Simple Man"

My friends are getting married this weekend. Both the bride and the groom are avid WoW players. I’d love to get some funny quotes to say at their wedding based on World of Warcraft. Things like, "If you’re going to fight, it’s polite to ask someone to duel first, unless you’re on a PvP server." Or… "when money is tight, buy Top Ramen and play more WoW." I’ve only played WoW a small amount, so I’m looking for others to put on their creative caps for humor. I’d also welcome any advice from other couples who WoW together.

Thanks!

Bring a copy of this movie (yes, there’s a wedding in it too):

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wCp6iDZ-Kwc

I’m getting married in July. I’m really nervous and I need all the advice I can get on anything that has to do with weddings/marriage/keeping a healthy relationship. He’s a marine and will be deploying in September. I’m moving where he’s stationed and will be going to community college there. I’m only 19 and he’s 20. When he deploys, it will be my first time being alone since I’ve always lived with my family. Any advice on how to keep myself happy and keep our relationship healthy through deployments? Thanks in advance!

Okay, couple bits of advice.
First, join the wives club on base. It will help you make friends and will give you some people in similar situations to talk to.
Stay busy.
Invest in a webcam, being able to see each other will help some.
Calling cards.
Visit your family part way through to break up the time if you can.
Stay busy.
Write him a lot of letters. He’ll love them and it will keep him feeling like he is a day to day part of your life.

Good luck.

My grandmother once told me, "Carlos, make sure you marry for money…because you’re gonna get divorced, and it’s better to be left crying in a Mercedes, then to be left crying in a Volkswagen…either way, they’re gonna leave you…Now go refresh Grandma’s drink."

Wow, that old drunk always gave horrible advice…

What about you?

From my stepmother. You marry him and it won’t last. You’ll never have anything. And several more things I won’t repeat.
I’m still married to him. We have a home. We have furniture. We have enough to eat. We have laughter. What more could I ask for?
She was wrong!

Always be honest with each other and accept each other for the way you are….

This kid just sold his dating advice book to a movie studio.
obviously he is full of good information.
I wonder how he would handle all the "My Wife/Husband won’t have sex with me" questions.

Maybe we could learn something about marriage from a kid who hasn’t reached puberty yet………………..

a lot of people in here could learn a lot from a child…. cause a lot of people in here…. act like babies.

i love giving relationship advice. i think im really good at it. people seem to think the same too. i help them out when theyre depressed from a breakup or are in trouble with their relationship. it usually goes well. for some reason it doesnt work out for me. my relationship crashes and burns and i fall into a depression/rage. its pretty sad that i cant help myself isnt it???
not all relationships are ment to be forever but still. what do you think of me and my situation?

Relationships aren’t as easy as putting advice to a problem. This being because most advice is book advice…it’s for the ideal relationship. But the fact is, every single person and every single relationship on earth is different and not all advice can match up 100% with the problem a couple is having.

For instance: In general we say, if you’re feeling uncomfortable with your significant other’s temper problem, talk to them about your concerns and try to make them understand where you’re coming from. This is text book advice. Ideally…this would work for everyone. First couple: The man easily raises his voice, slams doors, hits the walls…scares the woman senseless. So one day, she sits him down and confronts him without being offensive, just as the advice tells her to do. But he’s in denial and gets defensive and says she doesn’t know what she’s talking about and starts saying that there just something wrong with her that she’s trying to cover up. Second couple: The man is the same way. The woman, again, sits him down and confronts him…tells him how he scares her when he gets angry and tells him of all the stuff he does. Realization hits him and he apologizes and from then on, makes an effort to get better.

All advice has to be tweaked here and there to meet the needs of the specific couple and individual. Even here, we give advice…but i by no means think our advice is followed to the letter. The asker tweaks it where it needs to be tweaked to fit his/her needs with his/her relationship and significant other.

What’s an example of some bad relationship advice you frequently hear?

Mine: Only assholes get women. Be a jerk!

I’m a woman. I would never date a guy who wasn’t sweet or nice. My fiance didn’t attract me by acting like a douche.

Use pick-up lines

OOOOOH YEEEEAH! A frumpilicious broad like myself or a hot broad only been married less than 1 year?

You and all my contacts.