Sorry, I was offline for a while and missed all the Tiger questions.

Hold on, I got to dig out a coin to flip.

the son is asking his mother on how to get is wife back and she reply something about him being like is father. i think it is an older country song.

Sounds like Lynyrd Skynyrd’s "Simple Man"

My friends are getting married this weekend. Both the bride and the groom are avid WoW players. I’d love to get some funny quotes to say at their wedding based on World of Warcraft. Things like, "If you’re going to fight, it’s polite to ask someone to duel first, unless you’re on a PvP server." Or… "when money is tight, buy Top Ramen and play more WoW." I’ve only played WoW a small amount, so I’m looking for others to put on their creative caps for humor. I’d also welcome any advice from other couples who WoW together.

Thanks!

Bring a copy of this movie (yes, there’s a wedding in it too):

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wCp6iDZ-Kwc

I’m getting married in July. I’m really nervous and I need all the advice I can get on anything that has to do with weddings/marriage/keeping a healthy relationship. He’s a marine and will be deploying in September. I’m moving where he’s stationed and will be going to community college there. I’m only 19 and he’s 20. When he deploys, it will be my first time being alone since I’ve always lived with my family. Any advice on how to keep myself happy and keep our relationship healthy through deployments? Thanks in advance!

Okay, couple bits of advice.
First, join the wives club on base. It will help you make friends and will give you some people in similar situations to talk to.
Stay busy.
Invest in a webcam, being able to see each other will help some.
Calling cards.
Visit your family part way through to break up the time if you can.
Stay busy.
Write him a lot of letters. He’ll love them and it will keep him feeling like he is a day to day part of your life.

Good luck.

Always be honest with each other and accept each other for the way you are….

This kid just sold his dating advice book to a movie studio.
obviously he is full of good information.
I wonder how he would handle all the "My Wife/Husband won’t have sex with me" questions.

Maybe we could learn something about marriage from a kid who hasn’t reached puberty yet………………..

a lot of people in here could learn a lot from a child…. cause a lot of people in here…. act like babies.

OOOOOH YEEEEAH! A frumpilicious broad like myself or a hot broad only been married less than 1 year?

You and all my contacts.

I have been reading through several of the marriage questions and there are lots of comments about swinging and sugggesting it. Do couples really swing? And doesn’t it hurt your marriage? I think it sounds great as a fantasy, and my wife and I have been married 10 years, but I don’t know if we could ever go through with it. Is it really benefical for those couples who agree to do it?

I tried it with my ex husband and it was the dumbest thing we did, it helped end our marriage. Course he is an extremely jealous person and it was stupidity on my part to agree to do it, but I wanted to please him (and I was a bit curious) we agreed to only the women having sex together and not swapping men, however he couldn’t handle another man seeing me in my birthday suit and commenting on my body! Just be careful!

My husband and I have talked about having an open marriage. Not on my end but on his. If anyone has been in this form of marriage can you please give me some advice on what to do and not do.

Never been… and never will believe in open marriages…….

I’ve counseled too many couples that have…. best way to ruin a marriage.

only reason someone wants it open…. is because they want permission to cheat…. pure and simple.

You took a vow… and so did your spouse…… LIVE IT.

The kid is in bed and the house is clean, my wife works from home until 10:30, so there is not much time to get her in the mood. Please help.
I know it is a bit selfish, but I assure you I want to please her too. I do most of the house work except the laundry. I just want to give her some pleasure for once after work.

If she’s there than you can start getting her in the mood now, start doing any little thing that she’ll notice you doing (stuff she’d do before you go to bed, that way she has no reason to wander around) She’ll appreciate that and it’ll make her happy.
Take her a glass of wine/tea/something she likes. Give her a nice smooch on the neck. Come back in and give her a flirty note, another smooch.
When she’s done you can meet her at the door and give her a nice long (fresh smelling) kiss, offer her her toothbrush and your favorite PJ’s. Pinch her butt and tell her you can’t wait to see her in bed.

I’d like that anyhow.