I need marriage advice on how to get laid tonight?
The kid is in bed and the house is clean, my wife works from home until 10:30, so there is not much time to get her in the mood. Please help.
I know it is a bit selfish, but I assure you I want to please her too. I do most of the house work except the laundry. I just want to give her some pleasure for once after work.
If she’s there than you can start getting her in the mood now, start doing any little thing that she’ll notice you doing (stuff she’d do before you go to bed, that way she has no reason to wander around) She’ll appreciate that and it’ll make her happy.
Take her a glass of wine/tea/something she likes. Give her a nice smooch on the neck. Come back in and give her a flirty note, another smooch.
When she’s done you can meet her at the door and give her a nice long (fresh smelling) kiss, offer her her toothbrush and your favorite PJ’s. Pinch her butt and tell her you can’t wait to see her in bed.
I’d like that anyhow. 
May 27th, 2010 at 5:18 am
doesnt your wife have a study break, you could fuck her then
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May 27th, 2010 at 5:56 am
how did you do it on your 1st date? =0
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May 27th, 2010 at 6:15 am
you obviously do not care about her needs. you just want sex. if your wife works from 10:30 im sure shes tired. how about you care for her once in awhile?
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May 27th, 2010 at 6:59 am
Sorry, if you need advice then you just don’t know what your doing and probably never will.
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May 27th, 2010 at 7:47 am
Before she gets home light some candles and make her a hot bubble bath. When she gets out of the bath give her a body rub down. That will get her in the mood.
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May 27th, 2010 at 8:18 am
let her get in the door, relax for a few minutes.. for godsakes dont start groping her. talk to her, seem interested then tell her you *want her*, not to just get laid. i dunno, you know your wife better than us.
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May 27th, 2010 at 9:00 am
Give her two aspirin, when she asks what it is for say "it’s for your headache" when she says she does not have a headache tell her this "good, get them clothes off then." Or you could try doing something really romantic, like bring her flowers and some delicious chocolates. Then read her some poetry, especially something written by you that tells how you feel about her. This will work wonders. Hope this helps, good luck to you.
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May 27th, 2010 at 9:21 am
Start while she’s still working if she’s at home. Tease her and try to take her away from her work. It could turn out fun and playful or it could turn out with her annoyed. If she’s the romantic type, you could light some candles, play some music, all that crap.
If not, just start giving her a back massage and eventually start fondeling her, you know moving your hands down to her thighs and whatnot…and you know the rest.
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May 27th, 2010 at 9:55 am
Say to her "I would like to have sex with you, I realize that you are tired after work so I will make it as quick as I can."
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May 27th, 2010 at 10:07 am
Start by doing things for her because you love her not because you just want to get laid. After you figure that out then try to think of the things that you did when you were trying to win over her heart. Make sure she feels apprieciated. Maybe run her a hot bath put on some soft music and light some of her favorite candles. Set the tone. Dim the lights. hold her in your arms and tell her how much you love her and appriciate all she does for you.
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May 27th, 2010 at 10:30 am
Have her dinner waiting for her with a nice drink to relax her. Run her bath water with candle lights in the bathroom. when she gets in the bathroom offer to bath her, then dry her down. Do all this without making a sexual advances then she should be in the mood to make the first move.
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May 27th, 2010 at 10:53 am
You have to remember it takes much more for a woman to get turned on than a man. start with giving her a foot rub or back etc. She needs to be relaxed but if you only intention is to get "laid" then you should just leave her alone and go spank your monkey elsewhere. She’s probably tired.
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May 27th, 2010 at 11:11 am
Overall is she happy with you? That makes a big difference. Are the two of you getting along well? Would she say you are a kind/loving considerate husband? Would she say you are considerate and make an effort to please her / make sure she gets over the finish line in bed?
If she says yes to all that then ask her what needs to change in order for the two of you to have a sex life that is in the general vicinity of where you the male want it to be in terms of frequency and quality.
I hope for your sake you did not marry someone who has a "oh I am starving you of sex – uh gosh that sucks for you huh, don’t sweat it you will get used to it" attitude.
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May 27th, 2010 at 11:17 am
run her bath until she comes home. light a couple candles in the bath room. offer to sponge her back maybe a rose in some water. 10 15 minutes tops. you and her will be in bed. oh, and a little wine maybe or chocolate. nothing elaborate.
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May 27th, 2010 at 11:59 am
tell her you’ve been thinking of one of her hot friends and it got you all worked up
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May 27th, 2010 at 12:45 pm
break out the smell goods ie. candles, flowers, then find your sexy undies, put some juicy fruit on the plate– @ 10:20 run a bubble bath (if u can both fit) if not take a shower together and when u get out– dry her off. Next get some whip cream on your nipples and do a strip tease (but not too loud dont want to wake the babies). Hope that works!
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May 27th, 2010 at 1:09 pm
GET HER DRUNK
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May 27th, 2010 at 1:40 pm
best advise lay yourself
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May 27th, 2010 at 2:28 pm
You can always get the left over donuts from the fridge…
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May 27th, 2010 at 3:01 pm
Hmmm, this may not help for tonight but maybe over time it will. We have two children (2 years and 4 months), and recently our sex lives have never been better. What worked for me is:
1) My husband talked to me. He told me he wanted to have sex with me but was too worried I was tired or didn’t want to, so he wanted a code word (but because of 2 and 3 we haven’t needed). This got me feeling needed and desirable…I thought he just preferred to stay up late and watch TV!)
2) Made self esteem boosting comments e.g. You are so sexy (and they didn’t appear to be at times when he just wanted to have sex)
3) All this coincided with my friends and I talking about our "Love Language". Apparently, this is based on a book two of my friends and their husbands have read. It is about working out each others love language and doing this to make the other person stand taller. From our discussion, the men needed physical touch and for us (group of 5), it was either communication or having things done for us. It may help to talk to you wife about what she needs "to stand taller!. This book also applies to figuring out your kids love language…do they need hugs or praise etc, so it isn’t a sexual book but a relationship one. Hope this helps.
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May 27th, 2010 at 3:26 pm
If she’s there than you can start getting her in the mood now, start doing any little thing that she’ll notice you doing (stuff she’d do before you go to bed, that way she has no reason to wander around) She’ll appreciate that and it’ll make her happy.
Take her a glass of wine/tea/something she likes. Give her a nice smooch on the neck. Come back in and give her a flirty note, another smooch.
When she’s done you can meet her at the door and give her a nice long (fresh smelling) kiss, offer her her toothbrush and your favorite PJ’s. Pinch her butt and tell her you can’t wait to see her in bed.
I’d like that anyhow.
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May 27th, 2010 at 3:31 pm
shes your wife….shes there for you to fuck her
u have need n thats ok, tell her that
…or slip a pill in her drink
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isnt that y u get married?
May 27th, 2010 at 4:06 pm
Me too. its only 8:30 and he is asleep on the couch so guess tonight is not the night either.
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